INVADER ZIM!

Gir: I love this show!

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Zim: Come, GIR. Let us rain some doom down upon the heads of our doomed enemies.

Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now.

[singing]

Gir: Doom doom doom...

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Dib: My head's not big! Why does everyone say that?

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Zim: Good question. I don't care!

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[a mystic escape portal is in Dib's own forehead]

Zim: There! That should be wide enough.

Dib: What about me? How do I get back?

Zim: Good question! BUT I DON'T CARE!

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Dib: You can't make me look! I'll just shut my eyes.

Zim: Oh, you'll open them. You have to breath sometime.

Dib: No, I - Wait... What do eyes have to do with breathing?

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Zim: What are you watching?

Gir: Angry monkey.

Zim: That horrible monkey!

Gir: Mmhmm.

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The Letter M: What's wrong with you? All you talk about is aliens and ghosts and seeing Bigfoot in your garage!

Dib: He was using the belt sander...  

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[GIR is disguised as a government agent]

Gir: I am government man, come from the government. The government has sent me.

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[Zim's telescope is malfunctioning]

Zim: Gir! Come to the observatory!

[Gir's head pops out of ceiling]

Gir: Yeees?

Zim: What have you done to the telescope?

Gir: Nothin'...

Zim: You haven't touched it? Something is broken and it's not your fault?

Gir: I know, I'm scared too!

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Gir: Awww... I wanted to explode.

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Gir: Somebody needs a hug!

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Dib: [gasping] Sorry I'm late... horrible... nightmare visions!

Ms. Bitters: It's called life, Dib. Now sit down.

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Ms. Bitters: Children, your performance was miserable. Your parents will all receive phone calls instructing them to love you less now.

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Gaz: [to Dib] All I wanted was to have some pizza, hang out with dad, and not let your weirdness mess up my day!

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Gir: [disguised as a dog] MEOW!

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Zim: Be gone with you! I've had enough of your nonsense from your smelly mouth filled with... corn!

Dib: But I haven't been eating corn

Zim: [shouts] Liar!

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Zim: Curse you snacks! Curse yooooooou!

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Gaz: Why do you have to have a head?

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Zim: GIR! Unleash the monkey!

GIR: ...MONKEY!

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Zim: [over video link] Soon, I'll bring the Tallest here to witness my ingenius evil! AHAHAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA! HAAH! I said evil! AHAHAHAA!

Dib: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Professor Membrane: [from basement] Son, there'd better not be any walking dead up there!

Dib: It's nothing to worry about, Dad! And I said I was sorry about that!

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Zim: My Tallest! My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey! Hey! My Taaaaaaallist! My Tallest? My Tallest! Hey! Hey My Tallest! My Tallest? It's me! My Tallest? My Tallest!

Almighty Tallest Red: I was waiting to see when you would shut up on your own, but it's been three hours, Zim. THREE HOURS! What do you want?

Zim: Well, I noticed you're moving closer to the Earth than *ever* before!

Almighty Tallest Red: How would you know that?

Zim: Oh I know all kinds of things about you. Pretty creepy, huh? Anyhow, I was...

Almighty Tallest Purple: Hey!... That *is* creepy! You're creepy, Zim.

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Zim: You're nothing Earth boy! Go home and shave your giant head of smell with your bad self!

Dib: Okay... There's all kinds of things wrong with what you just said.

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Zim: GIR! What are you doing?

Gir: I made mashed po-ta-toes!

Zim: Yes... and muffins...

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Zim: Ha! Watch Dib! Watch as I bring a royal audience to the downfall of the human race!

Dib: I don't wanna watch that.

Zim: Oh. Ok... WAIT! THAT'S TOO BAD!

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Zim: [looking over the town for a telescope he can use] There's one, but it belongs to the Dib human.

Gir: So? He seems nice!

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Gir: [five minutes after eating it, crying] I miss my cupcake.

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Dib: Ms. Bitters, I think a pencil is lodged in my brain. Can I go to the nurse?

Ms. Bitters: How far in your brain?

Dib: [looks at nose] Pretty far.

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Dib: There are many mysteries still unsolved. I figure, you know... I'll do some of that.

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Zim: You expect me to pay to ride this filthy contraption? Have you the brain worms?

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Dib: [commenting on his teacher, Ms. Bitters] Someone said she's existed from time immemorial and they just built the school around her.

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[at the North Pole]

Elves: [singing] Bow down... bow down... before the power of Santa! Or be crushed... be crushed... by his jolly boots of doom!

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Zim: Shut your noise tube, Taco Human!

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Zim: Oh, such tacos will I give!

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Zim: It's over, Tak! The Earth is mine to devastate... and I already promised the moon to GIR.

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Zim: I put a tracking device on you.

Dib: You did? Where is it?

[GIR is grabbing the back of his head]

Gir: Your head smells like a puppy!  

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Dib: You're just jealous...

Zim: This has nothing to do with jelly!

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Gir: CHICKEN! I'm gonna eat you!

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[Zim stuffs a globe into a goldfish bowl, goldfish is crushed against side of bowl]

Zim: Now do you understand my latest and most brilliant plan for earth conquest Gir?

Gir: I'm gonna eat that fish.

Zim: No, Gir. The fish is part of the plan.

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Gir: I'm gonna roll around on the floor for a while. KAY?

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Almighty Tallest Red: So, you're saying the humans are dumb, yet... tall. HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE? How can anything tall be dumb?

Almighty Tallest Purple: [With his mouth full] Yeah, huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can you imagine, huh? Huh? Huh?

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Tak: The great thing about your people Dib is that, most of them don't notice. All they see is another faceless corporate venture! Not a plan for world conquest!

Dib: Wait, is there really a difference?

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Zim: They locked down their fortress - with locks!

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Zim: Is that Irken equipment you're using? That's Tak's ship you're sitting in, isn't it?

Dib: Yes it is, Zim! It fell fro...

Zim: Isn't it?

Dib: I said it was! Man, Zim, you have a problem with listening.

Zim: ISN'T IT?

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Almighty Tallest Red: Zim... You're alive?

Zim: So very alive. And filled with goo! *Mission* goo!  

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GIR: Aww, but I wanna watch the Scary Monkey Show!

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[Carrying a large, bewildered pig over his head]

GIR: Let's go to my room, pig!

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[Drawing a pig]

Gaz: The pig... COMMANDS ME!

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Almighty Tallest Red: Fire some kinda laser... thingie at 'em; RIGHT NOW!

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[Zim has sent GIR to attack Dib. GIR is poking at his controls making him spin in circles. An alarm that sounds like a car alarm]

Zim: [to self] Hmm, maybe he's not such a bad evil minion after all.

Dib: [to gir] Hey! Go away!

GIR: Okey dokey!

[flies away]

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Zim: [Zim kicks open the classroom door after a bathroom break] My business is done!

Dib: [suspiciously] Who takes three hours to go to the bathroom *before* lunch, Zim?

Zim: Nonsense! I had much to do! SO MUCH!  

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Zim: Prepare your bladder for imminent release!

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Zim: What *is* our mission, GIR?

Gir: Blend in with the indigenous life, analyze their weaknesses, prepare the planet fo the coming madness, yay!

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Gir: Hi floor! Make me a sandwich!

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Gir: Your methods are stupid; your progress has been stupid; your intelligence is stupid!

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GIR: Lets make biscuits! LETS MAKE BISCUITS! 

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Gir: I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now. Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom doom

[Screen goes black and then displays a message: Six Months Later]

Gir: Doom doom doom doom doomy doomy doom doomy doom doom doom doom doom doom doom

[continues singing]

Zim: Gir, would you please stop singing?

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Zim: GIR stop that singing!

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[a kid gets hit by a kickball]

Kid: Ow, my organs!

Zim: Buahahaha. Inferior human organs!

[Zim gets hit by the ball]

Zim: Boh! My squeedily spooch!

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Zim: You dare agree with me? Prepare to meet your horrible doom!

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[inventorying equipment, looking at SIRs]

Almighty Tallest Purple: Malfunctioning SIR units. HEY! These things are dangerous! Anyone using these could really get hurt!

[pause]

Almighty Tallest Purple: Send them to Zim!

Almighty Tallest Red: [gasps] But they'll DESTROY him!

Almighty Tallest Purple, Almighty Tallest Red: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Almighty Tallest Purple: Ah, let's go eat food!

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Dib: Can I ask you something? What are your species' main weaknesses? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh? Huh?

Almighty Tallest Purple: Who's that large headed kid?

Almighty Tallest Red: I don't know... But his head is large!

Dib: Excuse me, alien scum? Gimme your home planet's coordinates!

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Zim: Computer, give me all the information you have on the FBI.

Computer: The FBI is a government law enforcement agency.

Zim: Continue.

Computer: Insufficient data.

Zim: "Insufficient data"? Can't you just make an educated guess?

Computer: O... kay... Um, founded in 1492 by, uh... demons, the FBI is a crack law enforcement agency designed to... uh, I dunno, fight... aliens?

Zim: I KNEW IT!

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Zim: Lemony fresh victory shall be mine!  

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Nik: Hey look, there's a binary system. Ever been to a binary system before?

Oog-Ah: Mmm...

Nik: Would it... would it kill you to say something?

Oog-Ah: Quiet or I'll eat your head. That enough words for you?

Nik: I... I was just making conversation...

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Gir: [Zim's compass magnetically sticks to Gir] Aww, it likes me.

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Zim: Gir, do you want to wake up the entire planet?

Gir: [shouts] I do!

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GIR: [shouts] I'm dancing like a monkey!

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Zim: But... invader's blood marches through my veins, like giant RADIOACTIVE RUBBER PANTS! The pants command me. Do not ignore my veins!

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[repeated line]

Gir: YAY!

Zim: No, Gir. That's bad.  

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Professor Membrane: You should listen to your brother maybe if you did he wouldn't be so insane

Gaz: But his voice, it fills me with this anger

Hey people! Sorry that I haven't been blogging lately. Anyways, do any of you out there know what it feels llike to be in love? If you answered yes, then isn't it amazing! For those who answered no, don't worry, your time will surely come. This isn't the first day that I fell in love though. I fell in love on February 14. And by that I don't mean that I met someone and fell in love. No, I mean that I haad known him forever and I started to like him and finally fell in love with him. The main reason I love him is because of his personality. The next is because the very day that I told him that I liked him, he told me that he liked me too! I AM SO IN LOVE<3!!!!!!

Her hair was up in a ponytail

Her favorite dress tied with a bow

Today was Daddy's Day at school

And she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her,

That she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand,

If she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid;

She knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates

Of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried,

For her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again,

She tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school,

Eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees,

A dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back,

For everyone to meet

Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called,

Each student from the class.

To introduce their daddy,

As seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name,

Every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching,

For a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one"

Another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back,

She heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad,

Too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offened her,

As she smiled up at her mom.

And looked back at her teacher,

Who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back,

Slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child,

Came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here,

Because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be,

Since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him,

I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy,

And how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories

He taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses,

And taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes,

and ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him,

I'm not standing here alone.

Cause my daddy's always with me

Even though we are apart.

I know because he told me,

He'll forever be in my heart."

With that, her little hand reached up,

and lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat,

Beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,

Her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter,

Who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love

Of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her,

Doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down,

Staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft,

But its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much,

He's my shining star.

And if he could he'd be here,

But heaven's just too far.

You see he was a fireman

And died just this past year.

When airplanes hit the towers

And taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes,

It's like he never went away."

And then she closes her eyes,

And saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement,

She witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children,

All starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they say before them,

Who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second,

They saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy."

To the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers,

Of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it,

For each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her,

Was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,

By the love of her shining bright star.

And given the gift of believing,

That heaven is never too far

Ugh, skool has come again, 2010 has come to an end.

New relationships and the old, And the poker games you will fold.

Even if it seems all is lost, Believe in your dreams no matter the cost.

                                                                                                     ~ HAPPY NEW YEAR

Hello, people of the internet world who are reading this. If I never told you, Invader Zim is my absolute favorite cartoon in the entire world! I mean who doesn't like this show. If you don't like it then I don't care what you think. To me it is the BEST IN THE WORLD! There is this irken alien named Zim who wants to tke over the earth. His trusty irken robot Gir is very stupid, but is to cute not to love! Dib is Zim's worst enemy, he is the only one who knows that he is an alien. And Gaz is Dib's sister and she hates him! Zim and Gaz are secretly in love but they act like they hate each other. Later in the series, this other irken alien named Tak show's up to try and destroy Zim, while along the way falls in love with Dib and he falls in love with her! The bad news is that it ended unless if you have this one chanel called Nick Toons. If you don't have it, you pretty much have to buy it. It stinks but I still love it!

Hey again, I'm sort of bored so I decided to blog about an AWESEUMO show ADVENTURE TIME! I LUV this show!! I mean it's a cartoon plus it's AWESEUMO. Who doesn't luv this show?!?! Don't answer that. Incase some of you don't know about this AMAZING show, I will post a few pictures. Enjoy!

Guess what people who have nothing beter to do then read my blogs. I got my surfboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am super doper happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I might even use it tomorrow!!!! well g2g bye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hey again. I am just going to be blogging about surfing so if you don't like this, don't read it. Anyways, do any of you people out there LUV to surf? Well I sure do!!!! I have been surfing for either 3-5 years now. I just LUV it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i used to own a surfboard but my mom made me sell it because it was in the winter, and I had no one to take me. But I garentee you people out there today that I will buy it back!! Mark my words, you people are witnessess!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hello people of the internet world who are reading this. I am going to say a few words about summer boredom. You know how people say, near the end of every school year, YAY!!!! SCHOOL IS ALMOST OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Well if you have or haven't (I know you have) here is something else. Just think of how most people are bored in the summer. Now I have done this many times. Some of my friends go to school earlier then me. So I ask them if they're excited to go back to school? They usually always answer no, I wish we had more time for summer. i tell them well I can't wait to go back to school. They sometimes ask me why? I tell them, I would rather be at school then have nothing to do but have more summer. Think about it. You will hear at least one person say that they would prefer to be at home then at school, but at least school is something to do. Normally you'll have nothing to  do. Guess what? SCHOOL IS SOMETHING!!!!!!!!! Sure it isn't the funnest thing in the world but it's better then being bored right?

Hey guys! Like my site? Sorry I haven't been blogging in a while but I'm going to blog now. Anyways, I just saw the new Twilight movie, Eclipes, and it wasn't that bad. If you absolutely LOVED it then thats your opinion. Same uplies to if you HATED it. I am in the MIDDLE of love and hate. I will WANT to see it but NOT buy it. So comment or not, it's your decision not mine.